{"id":106,"date":"2013-04-18T01:00:38","date_gmt":"2013-04-17T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/clould.com.au\/?p=106"},"modified":"2013-10-09T18:54:12","modified_gmt":"2013-10-09T08:54:12","slug":"freddy-pickwick-and-ralph-cog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"Freddy Pickwick and Ralph Cog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>reminder to myself: write a blog entry about Freddy Pickwick who is a career fruitpicker looking for a job&#8230; Freddy Pickwick applies for an Apple picking job and gives a recruitment guy, Ralph Cog a resume outlining his job history of picking Oranges, Bananas, Strawberries and Apples &#8211; Ralph Cog is baffled how Freddy can be good at all of those&#8230; When Freddy describes his experiences on how he was able to pick the different fruits efficiently and to the satisfaction of his employers, Ralph only hears static&#8230; &#8220;I started picking Apples when I was 18 years old, I ssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh&#8221; . Ralph still is puzzled how Freddy knows how to pick all those types of fruit &#8220;so, you are more of an Orange picker?&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>JC<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>reminder to myself: write a blog entry about Freddy Pickwick who is a career fruitpicker looking for a job&#8230; Freddy Pickwick applies for an Apple picking job and gives a recruitment guy, Ralph Cog a resume outlining his job history of picking Oranges, Bananas, Strawberries and Apples &#8211; Ralph Cog is baffled how Freddy can <a href='https:\/\/clould.com.au\/?p=106' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1,15],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":206,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions\/206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/clould.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}